Tuesday, October 18, 2011

The Age of the Unibrow

The Atlantic bravely jumps into the fray, declaring that the slobs have stormed the castle.

Virginia, what say you?

"This is so — and so it is I am certain; nevertheless we are told — the air buzzes with it by night, the press booms with it by day, the very donkeys in the fields do nothing but bray it, the very curs in the streets do nothing but bark it —“Highbrows hate lowbrows! Lowbrows hate highbrows!”— when highbrows need lowbrows, when lowbrows need highbrows, when they cannot exist apart, when one is the complement and other side of the other! How has such a lie come into existence? Who has set this malicious gossip afloat?

There can be no doubt about that either. It is the doing of the middlebrows. They are the people, I confess, that I seldom regard with entire cordiality. They are the go-betweens; they are the busy-bodies who run from one to the other with their tittle tattle and make all the mischief — the middlebrows, I repeat. But what, you may ask, is a middlebrow? And that, to tell the truth, is no easy question to answer. They are neither one thing nor the other. They are not highbrows, whose brows are high; nor lowbrows, whose brows are low. Their brows are betwixt and between. "

Saturday, March 5, 2011

I guess it was poetry

James Wood turns his focus on Richard Price. Like Sriracha and Hot Pockets or Tarantino and Nazis, this combination is every bit as good as could be hoped.

"Say What? Richard Price and the Art of Dialogue"

Thanks to Adam Pearson for the tip.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Saturday, February 12, 2011

You're smart, but you're no good

My best crime reads consumed in the calendar year of 2010, in no particular order...

The Last Good Kiss by James Crumley



Crumley, like Ross Macdonald, pushes the private eye trope to its believable, logical end. His protagonist, C.W. Sughrue, has a deep sense of morality, but he only relies on it as a last resort. Unlike the Philip Marlowe-style, both Sughrue’s heart and his junk often override the moral choice. The plot isn’t exactly airtight, but the depth and stubbly charisma of Sughrue and the often gorgeous writing more than make up for it.

Also, you can’t beat this first line: “When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside of Sonoma, California, drinking the heart right out of a fine spring afternoon.”

I cared more about Fireball the alcoholic bulldog than I did about any character in The King’s Speech. It’s a testament to Crumley that his lyricism and characterization are compelling without feeling forced. He was also plug ugly, a heavy drinker, and huge in France. James Crumley, everyone, James Crumley.

For those who like: Hammett, Chandler, Macdonald, Kenzie & Gennaro.


The Postman Always Rings Twice by James M. Cain



The handsy, sweaty granddad of the roman noir, Cain’s book was Camus’ inspiration for The Stranger, was banned in Boston, and remains both the blueprint and class of amoral antihero thrillers. What’s striking is how well the book has aged. The seduction scenes are graphic and unsettling, without being overly salacious –the protagonist uses charley horses and lip-biting-til-blood-gush as foreplay. The language is spare and naturalistic, but with these intensely lyrical moments that still seem believable coming from the thoughts of a dim-witted savage. And, similar to Lolita in this one way, you end up caring about abhorrent, miserable fuckups. All that in 100 pages.

For those who like: Jim Thompson, Fargo, James Ellroy







Lush Life by Richard Price



It was either Lehane or Price, or Lehane quoting Price, that said that the crime novel has become what used to be known as the social novel –moving across multiple racial, ethnic, and class groups; concerning itself with the street-level effects of the ruling class’ decisions; basically moral and somewhat didactic. Price himself has admitted that he doesn’t particularly care about cops, but used cops in particular and crime in general to be able to enter the myriad different communities packed into NYC’s Lower East Side.

The strengths of Price’s writing –the dialogue, the sense of place, the detail, are in full power here. His weaknesses – a tendency to run a bit long and let subplots hamper the main narrative force- are also in effect. But Price is an inherently democratic writer, so I’m willing to indulge those flaws because they feel like necessary byproducts of his all-encompassing dedication to character. He gets so deep, and his eye is so sharp, and the first half is so ridiculously good that I don’t think anyone out there can touch him. He’s producing literature.

For Those Who Like: The Wire, anything described as being “like The Wire”, Dickens.


The Friends of Eddie Coyle by George V. Higgins



I promise to impose a moratorium on talking about TFoEC for what remains of 2011. It feels revolutionary, even after 30-plus years. In terms of content, it’s revolutionary in how dead-end joblike Higgins makes crime seem –not “dead-end” in the “live by the sword” way, but “dead-end” in the “50 years old and a cashier at Walgreens” way. In terms of style, it’s revolutionary: the book is 65% dialogue and 35% everything else, but the dialogue is natural and wicked sharp.

There is no protagonist in this book, as Higgins steadfastly refuses to levy judgment on anyone. There is a plot, but it operates subtly enough that you don’t feel its pull until very close to the end (a rare, rare attribute for a crime novel, where even the best tend to gain a terrible, inescapable momentum towards the end). It’s a book that simultaneously is not like any other book and yet feels incredibly familiar.

Finally, the “kidnap the bank manager/rob the bank" chapter is a masterclass of crime writing. It shows, from very start to very finish, a textbook bank robbery while dramatizing the two terror-defined moments of the bank manager’s life, one in flashback, one in present time. As The Town did with other sources (like a certain Michael Mann movie – The Last of the Mohicans) , it shamelessly ripped pieces of TFoEC off and subsequently made them shitty.

For People Who Like: Boston, crime, Boston Crime.


The Black Dahlia by James Ellroy

There are other books, in the honorable mentions, that I enjoyed more, that I would more readily return to, that are higher up on my “favorites” list. Ellroy does precisely what I’m not a fan of –making shit as lurid and depraved and nihilistic as possibly possible. But you know what? He does it really well, and he does it intelligently. For all his blowhardisms in the public sphere, Ellroy’s a careful and considered writer, even when writing about, I don’t know, psychosexual cannibals who wear peoples’ rectums for rings.

The Black Dahlia, like Chandler or Chinatown, deals with L.A. in its formative years, when celebrity was becoming a past time and possible pursuit for young naive women from sea to sea, but before institutions had solidified enough to at least present a sheen of respectability. It can be read as your typical LA underbelly of celebrity book, or as Ellroy’s wrangling with the ghost of his mother and his own inner demons, or as a straightforward thriller. It’s repellent and engrossing and manages to seem both high-brow and completely pulpy. Your basic “lady in the street but a freak in the bed” of crime literature.

For People Who Like: Wallowing in the filth that is humanity; The Red Riding Trilogy,

Yr. Honorable Mentions:

Case Histories by Kate Atkinson – An empathetic and elegantly-crafted book, and one that refuses to wallow in its subject matter, despite every temptation. If you like your crime British-flavoured (some sort of meat pudding? Terry’s Chocolate Orange?), or if you like your crime not too crimey, it’s a consistently rewarding read.

One Shot by Lee Child – If you’re stuck at the airport, going to beach, or heading for a marathon deuce, and you can only reach for one book, then you reach for one book in one series starring one man: Reacher.

The Tin Rood Blowdown by James Lee Burke - Burke is like the league-average, innings-eater of crime writers. He’s not an ace, but he’s consistently undervalued by making a difficult thing look deceptively easy.

The Burglar by David Goodis – An odd little book – Cain by way of the Beats. The style is interesting. The plot? Not so much. That’s not a bad thing at all.

Last year’s would’ve beens that I can remember: Phillip Kerr’s Berlin Noir trilogy, Ross MacDonald’s Find a Victim, and Jim Thompson’s The Killer Inside Me.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Can I get a witness?

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

The Chicago Way and the Sad, Sad Critic

A co-worker, an intelligent and widely read lass of nineteen, recently loaned me Michael Harvey’s The Chicago Way with a glowing review. The book made me sad. Not in the way, say Island of Blue Dolphins made me sad as a nine-year old when I got to the end and realized how much I loved my mom and was glad she was upstairs.


It made me sad because I could recognize all the elements of an enjoyable summertime read, and despite wanting to enjoy it on it’s own merits, and for my young buddy, and for first-time novelist Harvey, it left me cold. This is undoubtedly partly Harvey’s fault, as much as fault can be laid in achieving a book of some acclaim. The fault also lies, however, with me.


I love crime fiction. Love it like I love mocha frappes, baseball, and The Simpsons. I have studied it in classrooms, watched the movie adaptations, beat myself about the chest and face ululuating for being such a Chandler man, and not enough of a Hammett. I have loved it to the point, like mocha frappes, baseball, and The Simpsons, that I have lost a crucial piece of my subjective pleasure in it.


I cherish this subjectivity in listening to music. Music is something I refuse to dissect, even if it leads to my having dubious tastes in the music that gently squeezes my gonads and makes me Jersey Shore the car ceiling (“More than a Feeling”? Fuck yes, I will). I can maintain this subjectivity with unabashedly low-to-middlebrow movies. For example, I liked Starship Troopers even before I realized it was satire ( Scott Tobias tells the goddamn truth). I will still watch Bloodsport at any point, or most any John Carpenter flick, or, Idiocracy. I can still sit back at 3 a.m. and enjoy a B minus movie.


But crime fiction? I can’t. I’m constantly comparing, noting, deducting points from an invisible, biased ledger.


Thus, The Chicago Way. Harvey has obviously studied his noirs, and studied well. Almost like the student who uses the teacher’s own examples in his work, Harvey may have paid too fawning an attention. From the Chandler/Hammett playbook we have:

- A gruff, wisecracking P.I. with a tough shell, a noble core, and a couple of self-worrisome black spots in morality. Also, totally gets all sorts of ass.

- Buddies in the force, good people and good cops who haven’t risen higher precisely because they’re good people and good cops.

- Dames in distress, and femme fatales who seem to be in distress and constant readiness to be undressed.

- A lyrically-lavished city that has a rough beauty, even as it masticates innocence and spits out the bones.

- The mob.

- A massive, venal, successful beauracracy.

- A first-person narrator who withholds information from the reader, though the narrator is thinking about the information, just in a way that somehow circumvents the revealing of said information, which, as everyone knows, is the exact way that people think. (What did he drink for breakfast? He knew. It was delicious. Cold. And he would have some more. Chapter break. Orange juice!). This pisses me off to no end.


In his update of Chandler/Hammett, whose taboos no longer provide enough juice for us jaded modern types, Harvey has added some new crime tropes, namely:

- Rape

- Child Molestation

- Serial Killers

- Dead people everywhere.


I don’t mean this as a takedown of The Chicago Way. In one regard it satisfies all the conventions of both a good summer read and a good ol’ detective novel. The plot plunges forward, tied to an inquisitive and generally likeable protagonist. It is a book I could safely recommend to a number of my reader friends who have sound judgment.


And yet, the book left me sad. Crime is a supple genre, very much so still alive. At its base, crime is simply standard literary techniques of creating and raising tension pushed to an acceptably realistic extreme. Betrayal, infidelity, violence, revenge, greed, shame, fear, these are hallmark storytelling engines in literature. In crime, they are simply used with a muscle-bound hand.


As a living cultural artifact (as opposed to, say, the blues or big-ticket biopics), there are still boundaries to push in the genre. By boundaries, I mean boundaries of style or insight, not taboos. Here is where The Chicago Way disappointed me. It highlights the moth-eaten elements of the genre: Chandler’s lovingly rendered, grime-smeared settings; Hammett’s morally weary and wounded protagonists; one-liners a-plenty; classy broads with great gams, hungry snatches, and dubious motives.


The things in The Chicago Way that feel more modern are precisely the cheats used in the genre: namely child molestation, rape, serial killers, and a morgue’s worth of corpses. These are cultural taboos, easy signifiers for the truly unacceptable. Hell, serial killers, along with Nazis and talking cats, are the universal sign for chilling immorality, a soullessness that exempts any need for development or explanation. He stuffs young girls in his basement. After raping them. In mime makeup. Yeesh (and yes, I know it was obvi based on J.Dubs Gacy).


I’m getting all fired up about a decent read, from a guy who clearly loves the genre. I’m all agog and aghast because, for whatever reason, I’ve taken this genre to my bosom, and I hold it to a set of nerdish standards that seem unnecessary, and tiresome, and pedantic. Why can’t I turn it off and enjoy a ripping read?


Then I look at The Friends of Eddie Coyle. It came out almost forty years ago. It doesn’t aspire to literature as far as I can tell. It simply aspires to being a really fucking good crime novel. And it succeeds. And despite being so fucking hard-edged that the pages are printed on used bar rags, only one person dies in it.


Am I being too harsh? If so, Michael Harvey, successful t.v. writer who will never, ever know who I am or care, I am sorry. You did what you did well, just not well enough for this mom’s basement-dwelling, two-hundred and ninety-five pound tub of unreasonable expectations.